Cyber Stalker

I've got myself a cyber stalker
And I don't know what to say
This cyber stalker of mine
Is bugging me night and day

It started out quite friendly
But then it turned kind of weird
Four days in she said she loved me
Alarm bells sounded... then disappeared

She convinced me our fate was destiny
And should be announced to the entire world
I said lets wait till we meet and see
We could be Ken and Barbie
(More like chalk and cheese)

Turns out this was the wrong thing to say

Hey I'm no psychology expert
But sociopath rings a bell to me

She wanted me to travel and meet her
Well after that tantrum
I'm not sure how I'd greet her
Kid gloves for a start
She'd skin the kid herself
If it trod on the wrong blade of grass

Well she calmed off pretty quickly
But she still wanted to meet me
And managed to convince me
I wanted to meet her too

She was coming down to my patch
And needed somewhere to stay
I had offered my friends house
But after that performance
No way

People told me to be wary
Said she was a dangerous girl
It didn't matter what they said
She had me well and truly under her spell

I booked a room and we arranged to meet
Then I decided to confront her behavior
That's when my mouth firmly met my feet

Off she kicked
This time big style
This wasn't going to be easily fixed
Not by a girly laugh or big smile

But I was still intrigued

Everyone said run a mile
But I wanted to meet her

I listened in the end to some of my friends
Turns out she's really not so nice
She likes making messes of other peoples lives

I canceled the room

Though I'm still slightly curious

It kicked off again
This time really furious

She tells everyone I'm a player
How my lies have ruined her life
She's the one that's caused all this strife

She texted on an hourly basis
I changed my number
To end some of the craziness

Emails still come through sometimes
But mostly...
It's telling all her social network friends of my "crimes"

She went through a stage
Of phoning night and day
Even threatened suicide
I don't know what she thought I'd say

Now I've seen the light

I may have been a cyber twit
But at least I didn't meet my stalker
And end up at the bottom of
A not so cyber pit...

by Sophie Laura
copyright 2009